oh, that explains everything

"...the uniqueness of each soul can be exemplified by a random individual's undying love of venti soy chai lattes."

glub glub

"i wanted to submerge myself in theory"

yes. yes it is.

"childhood obesity is a growing problem"

maybe even hedge explody

"the group is making hedge-way" =====> *hedgedesk*

zen mind, beginner's mind

"lives filled with emptiness"